http://www.tribtoday.comTop Headlinesen-usSun, 19 May 2013 10:36:58 EDTSun, 19 May 2013 10:36:58 EDThttp://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rsshttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587738.html"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.'' ''Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.'' ''Generally, you ain't learnin' nothin' when your mouth's a-jawin.Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 EDThttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587413.htmlHis first mistake was thinking she'd take it as a compliment to be compared to a cow. ''I meant that you're loyal. Like cows,'' he bleated. She was too bull-headed to grasp reason. Soon, his head clanged like a cowbell. ''But it's true,'' he said.Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 EDThttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587410.htmlI am using this space to confess a gross misdeed I have recently committed. Not often has such a lowdown, dirty being slinked forth from the primordial ooze to commit such sins.Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 EDThttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587397.htmlIf you're looking for a column about anything other than Mom today I'm afraid you should continue on in your search. Because, even if I tried, I couldn't not tell you about how much I love my mother.Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 EDThttp://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/587070.htmlThe nerve. Only five minutes into my story, David glanced at his watch and muttered, ''Another meandering stream through the forest.'' Why are people like that? I mean, I hadn't got to the part about the Dry Gulch stream yet.Sun, 5 May 2013 00:00:00 EDT