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Step away from the giant red pelican!

Humor: BURT'S EYE VIEW

May 30, 2010
By BURTON COLE

Have you ever started awake, looked your spouse in the eye and yelled, ''Choose the purple one or the pig won't take the right trail!''

 
 

 

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