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My funny Valentine notes, quotes and quirky (or cracked) sayings

February 14, 2013 - Burton Cole (humor columnist)

Love and relationships stymie the best minds. But it doesn't stop folk from offering opinions, wise to witty to downright weird. Since I ate all the chocolate, my Valentine's Day gift to you is a sampler of quotes on the best and worst of love.

“Love is a grave mental disease.” – Plato

“I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein

“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery

“Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.” – Connery. Sean Connery

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” – Ingrid "A Kiss is Just a Kiss" Bergman.

“Women are made to be loved, not understood.” – Oscar Wilde

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” – Pearl Bailey

“Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.” – Jay Leno.

“Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” – anonymous (as if any married guy would admit to saying that)

“I don't understand why Cupid was chose to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” – anonymous.

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger

“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.” – John Barrymore

“Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.” – Jerome K. Jerome

“It's better to have loved and lost than to do 40 pounds of laundry a week.” – Laurence J. Peter

“You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” – Henny Youngman

“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” – Robert Frost

Piglet: “How do you spell 'love'?" Pooh: "You don't spell it. You feel it." – A.A. Milne

“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.” – Rose Franken

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!” – Good ol' Charles M. Schulz

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” – Winnie-the-Pooh (A.A. Milne)

 
 

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